hi :)
I'm nice, I promise man.


you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”


Fact: While pansexuals are not attracted to pans, animals or inanimate objects, 94% of interviewed pansexuals reported attraction to the Greek mythic figure of Pandora, stating "That whole releasing evil thing? Kinda hot, if you ask me." in unison.